1 When you finally caught up with your wife, you didn’t need to ask where she had disappeared to for the half hour. The stain on the front of her mini-dress told you everything.

2 My husband has told me what you look like in the showers... He knows what i like and he will not mind at all if i leave with you.

3 OMG honey, a super sexy black guy just came into the club. I think I want to fuck him tonight. Go buy him a drink and let him know I’m your wife but I’m totally available for black cock…